HELLO! 

Welcome to HOLLYWOODN’T (hollywoodnt.org)!

What’s HOLLYWOODN’T?

Who wants to know?

Just kidding.

Let’s learn more…

HOLLYWOODN’T is where shows go when they die!

TV HEAVEN.

Ever notice how all the good shows always get canceled?

I know I do!

But enough about me!

Who am I anyway?

Nevermind that.

Let’s talk about you.

Who LOVES TV?

(nod)

Of course you do!

Everyone does.

Especially HOLLYWOODN’T.

We MAKE TV!!!

But wait… There’s more!

Unlike Hollywood, HOLLYWOODN’T isn’t a depraved hellscape of predators and exploitation.

Sound too good to be true?

What if I told you that you could also give us money?

Imagine it… We give you TV; you give us cold hard cash… 

No children are sexualized… 

No deep-state messages are implanted deep into the soft flesh of your human brain…

It’s like heaven… 

TV HEAVEN.

Every HOLLYWOODN’T show comes pre-canceled. 

No messages are subliminal.

No politics are observed.

We aren’t even that smart.

Just good-old, American-made, trigger-happy, no-holds-barred, no-punches-pulled, despicably offensive comedy like mother used to hate.