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HELLO! 

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Welcome to HOLLYWOODN’T (hollywoodnt.org)!

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What’s HOLLYWOODN’T?

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Who wants to know?

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Just kidding.

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Let’s learn more…

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HOLLYWOODN’T is where shows go when they die!

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TV HEAVEN.

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Ever notice how all the good shows always get canceled?

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I know I do!

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But enough about me!

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Who am I anyway?

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Nevermind that.

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Let’s talk about you.

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Who LOVES TV?

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Of course you do!

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Everyone does.

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Especially HOLLYWOODN’T.

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We MAKE TV!!!

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But wait… There’s more!

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Unlike Hollywood, HOLLYWOODN’T isn’t a depraved hellscape of predators and exploitation.

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Sound too good to be true?

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What if I told you that you could also give us money?

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Imagine it… We give you TV; you give us cold hard cash… 

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No children are sexualized… 

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No deep-state messages are implanted deep into the soft flesh of your human brain…

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It’s like heaven… 

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TV HEAVEN.

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Every HOLLYWOODN’T show comes pre-canceled. 

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No messages are subliminal.

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No politics are observed.

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We aren’t even that smart.

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Just good-old, American-made, trigger-happy, no-holds-barred, no-punches-pulled, despicably offensive comedy like mother used to hate.

To support HOLLYWOODN’T, buy a shirt or a coffee mug,

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Please DONATE,

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And SUBSCRIBE to our channels.

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Thank you.

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