Ah, Hollywood! ™ Where dreams are made… into box office disasters. I mean, how many times can you recycle the same superhero movie before the audience screams “Save me!” But hey, at least they’re saving their own hides and lining their pockets. And let’s not forget the shining beacon of morality and ethics in Hollywood. It’s not like they’ve been caught with their hands in the till. But let’s give credit where credit is due. Hollywood has the uncanny ability to take true stories and turn them into highly exaggerated, dramatized versions of events. Because who needs the truth when you can have a good story to tell at dinner parties, am I right? And let’s also give a standing ovation for Hollywood’s unwavering ethical standards. I mean, it’s not like they’ve been putting their own interests ahead of the people they’re supposed to entertain. The time has come to face the music. Hollywood is a ship that has hit rock bottom. It’s time for a new industry to rise from the ashes and take the world by storm. So sayonara, Hollywood. We’ll always remember the good times. May you rest in peace and be replaced by something that actually has a pulse. The world deserves a movie industry that values originality, ethics, and creativity. And let’s hope this new industry doesn’t pull the wool over our eyes.
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